@Kenyapolice on twitter
A tweep coded a fake account
@Kenyapolice then the follow mount
began. 1200 from yesterday
the funny numbers weird to say
but the best humor was in trends
#ifKenyapoliceWasOnTwitter ends
devine intervention needed in twitteratti
http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23IfKenyaPoliceWasOnTwitter
this would be the possible endings>>
t would be mandatory to use your
ID card as your avi to tweet at night
hey’d have known the password
to their hacked site #kenyapolicepassword
Officer Commanding Police Tweeps would say
there was a suspicious TT today
and his mboys fired Tweets back
their cells would be EverReady Duracell
and Energizer <<never say *idie*
they would drink to the fall of yokozuna
this is serious <<need4God
They would set up road blocks on TTs
if they get out of hand.
I would have uploaded a pic of this idiot asking for a bribe.
thank goodness he has let us go. #Maimahiu
account get’s hacked and you apply for an
abstract or indemnity
Kiraithe and Iteere would have Verified twitter accounts
they would have fund raising schemes like #kenyans4police
using technology enabled phones
so called subaru tweets would get booked for speeding around TLs
then the long arm of the law would only be 140 characters long
the OB (Occurence Book) would be facebook #fb
the tourist police would be checking out travel blogs and pix
for a small fee, one would be able to exceed the 140 character limit
Gor fans would have a new target to throw stones at #riots
Offences: Gang-tweefing, Public dispays of ignorance,
Grevious English Mutilation,
Offences : Overtweeting, Tweeting w/o a brain,
Tweeting while under the influence of hormones
crying out loud
they would poke you like facebook #fb to extract evidence
Handle would be ManHandled for Impersonation
when they RT you, just know you’re either a snitch or a suspect.
#thetweepthatstolethatBB WOULD NOT have been caught…
but there’d be some unturned stones
when you break the law here,
your behind would be sent to Facebook!
the long arm of the law >>within 140 twitter characters
more photos here
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help me lord get this thugs
then finally one obvious place not to look for them
now the last pix is a google snitch up << you hear that cop!
here bang! bang! shoots off
thanks from ruffwit the poetrite
poetrite 